Saturday, December 23, 2006

Zook: The Man is A Magician

Ron Zook, the coolest white man in college football, gives a pep talk to the Fighting Illini marching band: "And this one time, at band camp..."

Zook does it again! He pulled an oral commitment from another top 50 recruit. And, at the kid's press conference, yet another top recruit was in attendance watching. Is he going to be making an announcement soon also?

Martez Wilson, a two way star, said, "I like this dude. He wasn't an uptight white coach."

So, maybe, there we have have it. Ron Zook's secret for somehow convincing top high schoolers to attend a program that has been abysmal for the past few years: Not being an uptight white dude.

We are waiting for a white UCLA recruit to come out and say of Karl Dorrell: "I liked him. He wasn't a jive talking black cat."


At 8:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad he can't coach, eh?

At 1:13 AM, Blogger ojarhead said...

NOBODY has every claimed he could coach :)


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