Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Saints Player Pops Positive for Juice

We ask you, does the man on the right look like a steroid user?

D-Lineman Hollis Thomas of the N.O. Saints is going to be suspended for 4 games for violating the league's policy on anabolic steroids.

Any odds as to which excuse he will be implementing?

-tainted supplements
-Carl Lewis spiked his beer
-masseuse with a vendetta
-a lot of jack daniels the day before
-thought it was B-12 shot that Miguel Tejada was injecting into his ass
-didn't ask trainer what was in the "cream" he was rubbing on his sore knees

I'm going with the tainted supplements. Shawn Merriman used that one and came back with a monster first game after suspension. See you in the playoffs, Hollis!


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