Friday, December 15, 2006

Ok, Our Money is DEFINATELY on Ohio St.!




Zook, game planning for the BCS title game.







Would you follow this man's advice???







After reading this, we are taking the Buckeyes for sure in the BCS game.

"Florida defensive coordinator Charlie Strong planned to call a key source in about how to beat Ohio State, so I thought I'd beat him to it. I found Ron Zook on the recruiting trail Wednesday and asked him the same general questions Strong will, minus a few dozen X's and O's: How in the world did you come within seven points of the Buckeyes? How did you hold them to only 17 points? "

Oh my. If Florida is going to turn to Ron Zook for anything that doesn't involve recruiting...well, they deserve what they get. And, Strong realizes: Zook LOST to OSU, right? Now, if Strong wants advice on how to keep the game respectable and claim a moral victory, then step on up!

Typically, Zook was modest: "Ohio State probably played a little down and we played up. That happens in the game of football."

Modest? Umm...what exactly does the guy have to brag about? Anyway, if you strike the "probably" from his statement, we agree 100%.

Look, Florida is a good team. They have film of all the games OSU played. We beg you Florida: Just watch the film. Stay the hell away from Zook and any "insight" he might give you. The Buckeyes were sleep walking that game. The Illini played the game of their lives. So, unless Zook's advice is to ply the Bucks with Ambien and put them to sleep...PLEASE, disregard it.

As fans, we want a great game. Let's just give Zook some credit for getting a lot of those players to UF...and walk away from him. Please, for the sake of the fans!

(We KNOW, "definitely" is spelled wrong in the title....but can't change it now or the link won't work...)

9 Comments:

At 9:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you DEFINITELY don't know how to spell! I'll take the Gators.

 
At 10:39 AM, Anonymous pass_the_bourbon said...

and DEFINITELY you don't know how to read...we already addressed that at the end of the post, dipshit...but thanks for the commentary, Ms Crabapple!

 
At 12:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"And you DEFINITELY don't know how to spell! I'll take the Gators."

your generalized statement deriding the author's ability (or as you put it "know how") to spell is faulty in its all encompassing criticism. Incorrectly spelling "definitely" does not support the assertation that the author does not know how to spell. If he wrote an entire piece, and all you found was ONE error, that result would be the simple indictment that the author can't spell "definitely". The assertation that the author doesn't know how to spell would then be both faulty and assinine.

 
At 1:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey... that is a smart Gator fan in the first comment...

Picking UF because some blogger can't spell well is actually much smarter than UF asking Zooker for tips on OSU!!!

 
At 10:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think anybody made any 'assertations'. Assertions, maybe, but no assertations.

Florida by 7.

 
At 11:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I don't think anybody made any 'assertations'. Assertions, maybe, but no assertations."

Webster's New Millenniumâ„¢
Dictionary of English - assertation
Part of Speech: n
Definition: an assertion, statement of opinion
Example: We were bewildered at his assertation that the economy is thriving.

I make the assertation (or,if YOU prefer, assertion) that you are a dipshit, as proven by Webster's.

 
At 2:14 PM, Blogger Barely Afloat said...

As far as I'm concerned the spelling isn't important. GO BUCKEYES!

 
At 12:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice Prediction....

Idiot.

 
At 10:11 AM, Blogger pass the bourbon said...

wow...pretty bitter...and you are an ILLINI fan...not even a Gator fan...

 

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