Wednesday, December 20, 2006

ESPN: Please Stop The McConaughey Whore Parade







Mateo, living in his world of delusion, tells real Marshall Coach Mark Snyder, "Go sit over there in the stands, I'm running the show from now on."











Ok, it was bad enough that Mateo McConaughey was the special entertainment guest on MNF this week. Trust us: IT WAS BAD ENOUGH!

Just watching SportsCenter, something we only normally do in bits and pieces, but today got off work early and watched the whole thing. To our horror: MATEO. In his hideous montgomery green Marshall sweat jacket that he seems to be wearing everywhere he goes.

The segment was on an Ohio St. walk-on football player who was paralyzed, and is now struggling to try to walk again. Touching story: the team gave him a jersey and he is still considered part of the team. But there was Mateo. In super serious voice, hamming it up. This is completely unfair and unnecessary. "We Are Marshall" is NOT even a Disney movie, for Christ sakes! Why is the WWL forcing Mateo and the movie down our throats? Is this marketing or is ESPN deluded enough to think football fans want to hear what that fruitcake has to say about football?

Please, we are begging you ESPN. You can dress Mateo in all the burnt orange you want and plop him on the sideline of every UT game. We don't care. You can clothe him in that hideous shade of green from head to toe and have him write a thesis on Cover 2 or the merits of a verticle offensive philosophy. We don't care. We are on to the fact that the guy has never played a down of football and is NOT really a coach, mmkay? Put him back in the deluded green room of stars that can't tell their movie roles from reality. You know the room, the one with Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes and the young Bert Reynolds. Put him in that room and lock the damned door! Then set it on fire. We can't take it anymore. Mateo isn't even featured on perezhilton.com as often as he is on ESPN: PLEASE SHOW SOME MERCY!

2 Comments:

At 2:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can't agree more i'm so sick of seeing this fag on my TV

 
At 5:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ESPN ruined MNF worse than Dennis Miller ever tried.

 

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