Dancin' Mormons in Vegas
Apparently, during a pre-game rally for the Las Vegas Bowl (between BYU and Oregon) the Cougars decided to give a demonstration of their pregame ritual. The Cougs like to do a Haka, a Maori war dance (if you have ever seen the New Zealand national rugby team play, they do it pre-game), before their games. A member of Oregon's team, who is of Polynesian descent, apparently took offense and jumped the barrier between the teams and started a minor incident.
We said all along it was a dangerous mix: Mormons and Vegas. Now you know why Joseph Smith and the founding elders outlawed dancing. Nothing good can come of it.